April 2013
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
gaaraofsuburbia:
tctisi:
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it.
WAIT
20:13
2013
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foreverdechan:
hershpa:
you know what’s not fair
normally when people get debilitating stomach cramps and fevers, they stay home from work or school for a day or two
but then you get your period and you’re expected to pOWER THROUGH IT LIKE A WOMAN AND GET SHIT DONE ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE OFF EVERY MONTH EVEN AS THE FLESH IS TORN FROM YOUR UTERUS AND PURGED IN RIVERS OF...
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meowrailsprite:
animatedcatastrophe:
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
tardis-blue-boxes:
larry-in-the-tardis:
abhortion:
I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair
Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart....
stripperblog:
feministfashionista:
stripperina:
stripperblog:
I think if the goal of stripping was to be viewed as a piece of meat for the benefit of the patriarchy, then instead of learning intensely challenging dance moves and other intense skill sets such as presentation and conversation, we’d probably just lower ourselves onto the stage in a giant oven pan with an apple stuffed in our...
March 2013
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sevenpoints:
iidelirium:
captainragtag:
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY...
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anogoodrabblerouser:
crazieecatladyy:
Richard Griffiths, the actor who played Vernon Dursley, has died aged 65. Let’s all raise our wands to our favourite Uncle Vernon.
May he rest in peace. <3
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someheartsbleedblack:
gaius-cassius-longinus:
fun prank; tell women they’re only good for romance, sex, and having children. and then laugh at them for wanting romance, shame them for having sex, and act like they have to give up all facets of their personalities if they become mothers
therewerebirds:
triflesandparsnips:
This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were.
“I got them when I grew up,” I said, “and a few more when I had you.” I grinned down at her. “They’re my stripes. You’ll get stripes too when you grow up.”
She was overjoyed. “Really?”
I think she’s in her room...
My day COULD be worse.
I’m hungover as fuck.
I woke up to a guy I used to talk to asking me to come over. No.
I went to starbucks and was treated like shit and ignored. No.
I walked across the street on the way to class and was called fat. No.
We talked about Downs Syndrome in my bio class. I cried. No.
I’m having severe heart palpitations in my philosophy class. No.
And I...
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grrrlfever:
motivation behind misogyny:
men maintaining power over women
results of misogyny:
rape, abuse, murder, lower pay, less opportunities, general discrimination and loss of power, restrictive gender roles, and much, much more.
motivation behind misandry:
men as a group sure do a lot of bad things as a result of their gendered power and male privilege, im not sure that i trust them...
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non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry at the terrible state of my English abilities, as for the English language is not my mother tongue. I hope you forgive me for every foolish mistake I make.
english as first language: lol it okei
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Ramblings of a CM: Musicals: Quick Versions →
amazemattgo:
Les Miserables: Ex-criminal can’t catch a fucking break. Crazy cop can’t handle multi-dimensional personalities. Boring love interest remains everyone’s least favorite character. Everyone you love dies. The Phantom of the Opera: Overly dramatic opera singer is caught between a…
